Nameless (Tetsuwan Atomu/Astro Boy oneshot) by bluerosekatie, journal
Nameless (Tetsuwan Atomu/Astro Boy oneshot)
Summary: Set just after Dr. Tenma's abandonment of Atom, this is mostly angst with bits of fluff and mystery.
Rating: K+ for mild thematic mentions
Possible triggers: suicidal mention, abandonment
The boy scooted away from the narrow walkway of the skyscraper roof. The howling wind was bitter cold, tugging at the boy’s short black hair, and he shivered, sheltered only by the short wall on the roof. His clothes had long since succumbed to the elements, leaving him dressed in a pair of black shorts barely covered in the tatters of a shirt and jeans, and a pair of red metal boots.
It’s ironic, he thought. I’m less
Nameless (Tetsuwan Atomu/Astro Boy oneshot) by bluerosekatie, literature
Literature
Nameless (Tetsuwan Atomu/Astro Boy oneshot)
Summary: Set just after Dr. Tenma's abandonment of Atom, this is mostly angst with bits of fluff and mystery.
Rating: K+ for mild thematic mentions
Possible triggers: suicidal mention, abandonment
The boy scooted away from the narrow walkway of the skyscraper roof. The howling wind was bitter cold, tugging at the boy’s short black hair, and he shivered, sheltered only by the short wall on the roof. His clothes had long since succumbed to the elements, leaving him dressed in a pair of black shorts barely covered in the tatters of a shirt and jeans, and a pair of red metal boots.
It’s ironic, he thought. I’m less
It was a stormy May afternoon. 15-year-old Peyton was watching one of her favorite movies. She was extremely bored, and would rather be outside. But due to the rain, she had to stay inside. So, Peyton decided to watch Astro Boy instead.
She enjoyed watching Astro, a robot teenager, fly around Metro City and battle The PeaceKeeper.
“Ugh. How long can the rain keep up?” Peyton asked, taking her eyes off the screen and looked out the window.
Her parents appeared at the doorway. Both of them had worried, but serious, expressions on their faces. “Peyton, we’re in a Tornado Warning. Help us clear out the hamper!” s
She landed in a sack and the sack tied around her. Suddenly, Peyton felt herself flying upwards. The sack landed on the ground.
Peyton tried to find a way to break free. Suddenly, she could hear the sound of voices. Kid voices.
“Quick! Pull the restraints on it! Hurry!” a teenage girl voice shouted.
They came to the sack and untied it, but were all surprised to find Peyton inside of it.
Peyton frowned. “Hey! Cut it out!” she snapped at them.
The group of kids stared at her.
There were four kids; There was the oldest girl who had black hair with purple highlights, the boy who looked to be about the same age as the
The time Astro got pranked by UranDBoeing, literature
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The time Astro got pranked
This is a really funny story about the time I made Astro s--t himself!
Astro: *watching YouTube vids
Me: (in my head) it's time to troll. (in reality) *hacks Astro's computer to stop the video
Astro: what the...?
(The video resumes)
Astro: *watching
Me: *inserts FNaF jumpscare. (Yes, I'm a huge fan of FNaF.)
Astro: *blood curdling scream
Me: *laughing hard
Astro can clearly hear me.
Astro: URAN!!
Me: *walks in. Yes?
Astro: you're such a douchebag!
Me: *sees a huge hole in his underwear and a brick on the floor. *snickers. You s--t yourself!
Astro: bite my shiny metal a--!
The funniest thing happened to me while I was walking through Lincoln Park in Chicago. I was with TheBoeingKid, Astro, and his girlfriend Nikki.
We found a hot dog stand and a few questions followed...
Boeing: you want a hot dog Uran?
Me: sure!
We all go up and each eat our hot dogs, except Astro.
Nikki: Astro, don't you want one?
Astro: no thanks. I don't like wieners in my mouth.
Me: I don't get it.
Boeing: wieners. Huehuehuehue.
Me: what does he mean?
Boeing: it's a blowjob joke.
Me: EWWW!!
Boeing: *laughing
This is one of my favorite times to remember. I was flying with Southwest Airlines on my way home from Chicago and something weird happened.
Me: Astro, if cats and dogs can have babies, how do airplanes have babies?
Astro: I don't know. Go ask the pilot. He'll know!
I ask the pilot the same question.
Pilot: our planes don't make babies because we're Southwest Airlines and we pull out on time!
I tell Astro the "answer."
Astro: excuse me.
He goes up to the pilot. He's mad.
Astro: how dare you tell a dirty joke to my little sister! That could be considered sexual harassment you know!
Pilot: I saw you and Uran board my plane and was hopi
The time I trolled Astro (funny) by UranDBoeing, literature
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The time I trolled Astro (funny)
I'm going to tell you about the time I swallowed my big brother.
Me: Astro, where are we?
Astro: we are in Chicago, Boeing's headquarters. They're constantly testing new technology. My robot model was first tested in 2007 under the orders of President George Bush. You were tested in 2011 and Jetto was tested in 2015.
Me: I thought we were designed by the Japanese Ministry of Science (JMS).
Jetto: you were. Boeing founded JMS in 2001 to design new computers and aeronautical instruments.
Astro: we are here because Boeing wants to test their new shrink ray and JMS put part of the design in my memory chip. You have another part of it and Boe
Here I am in the world of Inside Out. Let me explain what happens on a casual afternoon...These are my emotions.
Fear: *drinking coffee at the console
Anger: *walks in. Hey Fear, whatcha doin?
Fear: not much. Just chillin with my coffee.
Anger: true, true. *sits down
Joy: WAZZUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
Anger: JOY!!! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, SHUT THE FU-- UP!!!
Disgust: WAZUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
Anger: not again!
Fear: hey Sadness, get over here!
Joy: WAZUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
Sadness: WAZUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
Anger: (fire blows out of his head) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hotel Nightmare (part 1) by UranDBoeing, literature
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Hotel Nightmare (part 1)
It was a dark and stormy night. We were at a hotel in Toronto and the power just went out. I was so scared...
Me: oh god! What's happening?!
Boeing: it's alright, the power went out. It'll be back soon.
We both climbed into bed and got under the covers. Boeing held me to comfort me, but it wasn't working as someone was right outside our door! Astro and Nikki were across the hall from us. The person outside our door broke the other door open.
Nikki: oh my GOD!! ASTRO!! *screaming
Astro: *stares helplessly and grabs Nikki. Stay away from us!
Boeing: hold on a sec. *gets out of bed and breaks off one of the boards on the bottom. Get under